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youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

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August 28, 2014 at 3:22 AM | Post Permalink | 305,188 notes



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August 28, 2014 at 1:56 AM | Post Permalink | 144 notes



shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

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August 28, 2014 at 1:08 AM | Post Permalink | 333,893 notes



aidn:

rise

aidn:

rise

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August 27, 2014 at 6:40 PM | Post Permalink | 84,052 notes



literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

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August 27, 2014 at 5:20 PM | Post Permalink | 517,308 notes



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August 27, 2014 at 4:01 PM | Post Permalink | 221,978 notes



lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

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August 27, 2014 at 2:40 PM | Post Permalink | 84,937 notes



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August 27, 2014 at 12:01 PM | Post Permalink | 4,481 notes



lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

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August 27, 2014 at 10:40 AM | Post Permalink | 237,521 notes




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